SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU MUST READ THIS. ALLLLL OF IT. IT'S CRAZY SHIT BRAH. NO SERIOUSLY. READ IT. DO IT NOW. YOU HAVE TOO. IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT'S HILARIOUS.
5. Be prepared to wait 3‐4 hours in the waiting room and schedule your day accordingly.
Although we try to line you up in the order in which you enter, many people will hit the website simultaneously, and it is possible that you and a friend who enter the waiting room at the exact same moment could be several thousand places away from each other in line. If your place in line is over 40,000, it is possible that you will not get a badge. If your place in line is under 40,000, it is possible that you still may not get a badge because buyers are allowed to register up to 6 people per registration session.
The waiting room will close when it reaches a capacity of 60,000.
So. SDCC won’t tell us when badges are going to go on sale. But they warn that if you’re not in there basically within a minute of sales going live, you’re going to be shit out of luck. Basically, stay glued to a computer with a secure internet connection 24/7 until badges go on sale. Hope you weren’t planning to have a life or anything!
“Schedule your day accordingly.” GEE THANKS A LOT.
I better get fucking accepted as a volunteer this year because of this shit.